Man sues Nike for $832 million, because he looks like Michael Jorden?!?

I don’t usually post rediculous news items on here, but this is very ridiculous! From FoxSports.com:

A Portland, Ore. man has filed a lawsuit for $832 million, saying he is tired of being mistaken for Michael Jordan, according to KGW-TV.

The television station’s Web site says Allen Heckard filed the suit against His Airness and Nike founder Phil Knight on June 29 in county court, claiming to have been mistaken for the basketball legend nearly every day for the past 15 years.

And he’s tired of it.
“I’m constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me,” Heckard reportedly said.

Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. He is suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the world’s most famous athletes.

Heckard, who stands slightly taller than 6 feet, says many people miss the fact that he is roughly six inches shorter than Jordan.

But Heckard bears a physical resemblance to Jordan because he has a shaved head, an earring in his left ear, and is in good physical shape — from playing basketball.

“Even when I go to the gym I’m being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan),” Heckard said.

Wouldn’t most people consider that a compliment?

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